The Bastards I Wont Date IN 2012!

I started dating again after my divorce. Noone told me how challenging that would be :-) I have guarded myself and put myself completely out there. My poor friends always hearing “Heather’s dating disasters” lol - knowing one day it will end and praying everyday to meet the man that makes life worth waking up next to someone. Until than friends im going to find a Mr Right Now and maybe Mr Right will follow . .

There’s a lot of funny things that happen in the dating scene. When men and women meet up; you know it will be an interesting experience.I’m not alone with this. Many people have taken their frustration at dating listed below are the 10 types of men I DONT WANT in 2012

God knows I've been accused of not knowing what I want more than once... So, I've been doing some figuring out on what type of losers I choose not to date...

1.The Dare-Devil. I'm over men with a need to go 90. On their motorcycles. In freezing rain. Or take on the double black diamond when they've never actually strapped on skis before. My days of scraping men up off the sidewalk are over. In 2012, there will be no more games of playing nurse to his knucklehead. "Hey, watch this!" doesn't have to end with a trip to the emergency room.

2. Men over 25 who think baggy jeans and Air Force Ones are appropriate date gear. Sorry, save that stuff for a Hip Hop video... And Air Force Ones, didn't Nelly rhyming about them automatically play them out?

3. Men who want the intimacy (and I don't just mean the sex) of a relationship but don't want a relationship. If it walks and talks like a relationship, then it is. And pretending any different means you're not ready to "man up".

4. Men who's idea of a date is: "Hanging Out Sometime". Sorry, but if you're asking me out on a date, then it better be just that - a date. No, I do not want to hang out at your house. No, I do not want to go to redbox and get a video. And no, no money has to be spent for it to be a date. Some of my best dates were no money spent and just some thought into it...

5. The Man Obsessed With His Mother He loves her, defers to her, consults her about everything, and you will never live up to her. OR he hates her, constantly complains about her, and expects you to be the complete opposite of her. Either way, there isn't enough room in a relationship for you, him, and the giant Shadow Of His Mother.

6. Men who have recently broken up with The Love of Their Life. You need time to heal. And by heal, I don't mean complaining to me about your Ex while trying to date me. Do not tell me about your ex and how you loved her, or want to slash her tires. I'm not interested.

7. Men who consider the other woman in their life sports. Granted I am a huge Sports fan... But I am so not interested in who beat who, how much they won by, etc when we are out. And do not end a date early with me to watch a game.

8. Men who think they can make me jealous. Look everyone has adoring fans... Cool. I'm not gonna fight for ya - this ain't The Bachelor and I for sure ain't one of those women on any dating reality show. I will never care who loves you or who gave you their number so don't waste your breath.

9. The Angry Drunk Man Everyone loves this couple. You know the one. You’re at the bar and you look over at some loud, obnoxious drunk guy getting in someone’s face about whose team was better 5+ years ago...(Side note: Who CARES?) And his poor girlfriend is tugging at his arm/nervously laughing, trying to play it off like he’s such a jokester, but really knowing what everyone else is thinking: this jerk is going to get kicked out... Don’t be that girl. I don’t care how sweet he is when he’s sober.


10.. And most importantly... drumroll:The Stage Five-er Man Feel like you’re being followed? Double check to make sure he’s not reading this over your shoulder. Okay. Phew. Now, there’s a reason we want what we can’t have. There’s nothing sexy about a guy who acts like a little girl. Didn’t he have friends before he met you? No matter how in love you are, you still need your night to watch Greys Anatomy, and no, he can’t come to your cousin’s baby shower. At the end of the day, the clingers never stick. He may have the best of intentions, but he may also need to get a life.